- Do you have a wife?
- Do you wax poetic about your wife
- Do you post one photo a day with comments about how beautiful your wife is
- Do you pat yourself on the back for having the hots for your wife
- Do you want everyone to know that you have the hots for your wife
- Do you refer to your wife as "your wife"
- Do your friends and family also call your wife "your wife?
- Do you remember your wife's name
- Do you multiply the number of times you have sex with your wife before posting to Instagram
- Is your wife your intellectual property
- Are you an influencer because of your wife
- Do you tell other people you love your wife more than you tell your wife